The ten commandments of the theater

1. To love theater above all things.
2. Not to take his/her saint name, Actor, in vain.
3. To keep Fridays and Saturdays to praise the saint exercise of spectator.
4. You will honor and you will undergo the director, director.
5. You will conspire, you won't eliminate competition unaware of form visible, or proven.
6. Not to sin during the saint exercise of the scene.
7. You won't steal parts that aren't yours.
8. You won't create gossip or bad intentioned rumors.
9. You won't want; corporal material, to absorb foods, to spread the bladder lightness, or the defecation, until the saint rehearsal to finish.
10. Not to covet the mirror of 1.80m x 2m, the coffee maker, and the 'chaise longue' of the main dressing room.

by Fuckfourthwall